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Wednesday, June 22, 201111:42 PM

funny jokes for you guys to read.


dad: I'm going on Facebook
son: WTF??
dad: what's that?
son Welcome To Facebook!




Cinderella, Aurora & Snow White lived happily ever after, until they realized that they married the same guy: Prince Charming




girl: i've to tell you something. I cheated.
boy: Oh crap! i did too! with jane!
girl: i meant with my exam, you asshole


humans are the only creature in this world who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote: "save trees" on it.




seeing a car inside the mall, and thinking, "How the heck did they get that in there??"




dear annoying mom,
i don't care if your son is 3, i'm not giving up this swing!
sincerely,
teenagers like to swing too




mirror says: I'm pretty. Camera says: I don't agree with you




Dear waiters,
i asked for a drink, not a cup full of ice,
sincerely,
i'm disappointed




Dear future husband,
when you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because i guarantee i will eat it.


cartoons: the only place where you can wear the same thing everyday, and nobody cares


daughter: mom! i got an A in chem!"
mom: WTF!
daughter: mom, what do you WTF means?
mom: well, That's fantastic